22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (KJV)
22 Ewww, guHroo0sss! Like a peener with another, ew! How does that even work?! Wait, EW, YOU MEAN UP THE BUTTHOLE?! It's...it's like a brown snake then.
Girl-on-girl scissoring is pretty hot though. (BBI)
Bit late, but congratulations on marriage equality, my friends of whatever sexuality.