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Leviticus 18:22

22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (KJV)

22 Ewww, guHroo0sss! Like a peener with another, ew! How does that even work?! Wait, EW, YOU MEAN UP THE BUTTHOLE?! It's...it's like a brown snake then.

Girl-on-girl scissoring is pretty hot though. (BBI)

Bit late, but congratulations on marriage equality, my friends of whatever sexuality.

tags: atheism, bible, christianity, faith, gay, God, homosexuality, jesus, marriage equality, old testament, religion, satire
categories: Old Testament
Wednesday 07.01.15
Posted by Henry Kook
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